Mr Woke Swole Bae 2017

Mr Woke Swolen Bae 2017 Male Pageant Contestants on stage PianoFight Theatre

          DESCRIPTION:    Woke: Politically aware. Swole: Fit and ripped. Bae: a sexy and emotionally sensitive young man.
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In May, Mission CTRL will finally put the arguments to rest, and name the wokest, swollest, baest bae of them all in the second annual “Mr. Woke Swole Bae Competition™”. Come experience the pageant of a lifetime, and watch as 3 contestants compete in various feats of swoleness and wokeness. The only thing hotter than these hunks bods is how woke their hashtags are on instagram! "

                We'll round out the night with the musical stylings of local vulgar folk trio “Bolinas Breeze.”


"Mission CTRL ranks with the best of sketch comedy troupes: think Second City and early SNL," said the SF Examiner. Also, they're "SF Sketch Legends" according to The LAist and "Seriously funny shit," if 7x7 is to be trusted.
None of these people are lying.

​Come see the show."