Once upon a time he could drink until he was literally blue in the face. There were no hangovers then, no incipient problem. Now he went to therapy and made special appearances at AA meetings upon his therapist's suggestion. He hated the meetings, having to sit there in that melancholy room, half listening to their stories, thinking he wasn't as far gone as those people. Drinking out of control and waking up in a gutter was not something he had in common with any of them.
After an abrupt moment of clarity, he heard her coming opposite the wall and a mere foot away. He pushed a carafe of gin back into place on top of the sideboard and tiptoed towards the sofa in front of the fireplace. The shuffling halted. The French door creaked open. In the threshold she waited. Snow-white hair erect like an electric bush and a beige gown clinging unnaturally made her look naked.
A second later the room fell pitch black.
"Farchrisake!" he hollered. "Turn that light back on. Turn it on, Now!"
The old woman stumbled in the darkness, her heart pounding. "Jonah!" She gasped, her startled blue eyes meeting his after switching on the light. "I didn't realize anybody was here."
"I'm not Jonah!”
She squinted until she could see him clearly.
"Yes, it is I. Abel, you so ardently hate!"
She caught her breath, swallowed and pressed a hand to her heart. "I don't hate you so much.”
"Oh, get out of here. Go to hell!"
"Why must you curse me all the time?"
"Because you're a simpleton."
"I'm not a fool.”
“Then a worthless, pathetic hag.”
“I'm your mother."
“But you are old, mother. Old old old.”
"You have no right to speak to me in that manner."
"I have every right to speak to you in any goddamn manner I please."
"How dare you."
"I'm the one taking care of you. The only one picking up your dirty laundry. Never Jonah who doesn't pay the bills."
"I happen to get a personal allowance every month, young fellow! Jonah deposits it in the bank to pay-."
"Jonah made those deposits of your measly pennies into his own personal account right down to your last nickel. He would have let this house foreclose right under your nose if-"
"Jonah wouldn't have. Why must you make up filthy lies?"
"I can't get it, mother," he threw his hands helplessly up in the air. "After all the miserable years you've spent with Jonah who purposely defrauded you; yet, you insist defending him when it was Jonah who nearly ruined this house and deliberately turned you into a pathetic rag doll."
"I'll get Jonah, he'll speak the truth! Unlike you and these lies."
"Then you'll have to go all the way to 6th Street to find that idiot. That's right he's been evicted, mother, to never set foot on Briarcliff Manor again."
The thought of Jonah being evicted from Briarcliff had never actually occurred to her. It seemed so remote like fake news. But finally some truth of Jonah’s exile sank temporally, and she knew it was true. "Jonah can't be gone!" she snapped, her frail voice rising. "He simply can't be. Why would you evict your own brother? Your own flesh and blood?"
"Oh mother, if I'd been any smarter I’d kicked you out along with him."
"I don't hate you so much."
"I said get out, mother. Get the hell out. Or shall I remove you personally? Dearest mother, you wouldn't prefer that..."
"All right!" She raised her chin high. "I am leaving...now!" She made her way out of the living room and down the hall, feeling her hands along the wall like a blind woman. Into her bedroom she fled, mustering enough strength to slam the door.
"Wretched bitch!" Abel muttered, going back to the sideboard. He jerked the cap off the carafe and started to fill the shaker with gin when the problem that had left him unable to perform returned. It tormented him so. He wanted to scream and bit his bottom lip until he tasted blood.
He wiped blood from his lip with a tissue. It stung a little. Yet, he was as excited as a whore on a full moon night. He swung around looking wildly in the mirror across the room admiring the bulge. A great big one. Nothing stubby about it...stirring in his boxers like an animal. That same movement. It jerked and swelled through the slit of his shorts and stiffened sideways. He touched it at the narrow curve. He squeezed the tip and burst with naughty laughter. Tears welling in his eyes, he hugged himself in his own arms like a lover.
The front door banged open downstairs. Footsteps pounded, rushing up. He wiped his eyes and hurried over to the sofa, a club soda in hand. Though deep inside he wanted drunkenness to overwhelm his insatiable boy.
"Darling, I’m home," came the boy's breathless voice from in the doorway.
His boy had come home. He wouldn't complain or question him about his day away from him or Briarcliff. Besides, he had argued long enough with Zelta, his scraggly mother, about those goddamn cats and everything else. That had exhausted him. "Well, don't just stand there,” he insisted. "Come in my boy."