The Good, The Bad & The Ugly: A South Carolina Soap Opera

Lue Amie tells me that last Saturday night after all that booZing (thankS in part on my acct. of leaving my beautiful bottle ofJR Ewing Bourbon on a dresser in my guest room in her house & even more booze she sipped at Darrin's in the poolroom) made her very hapPy.  

Without a hangover and  a long dreamy slumber and feeling like 25 years old again and no care or responsibility, she admitted enjoying eVery moment of it and all that booze.

Prior to her arrival in HORRY COUNTY in a Myrtle Beach suburb at Darrin's on Saturday with Darrin's sad girlfriend who drove LA over hoping as always for marriage to USA Army military sergeant retired Darrin but any thought of marriage is already forlorn as Darrin grilled dinner in the yard by a lake for the family and declared he was no longer a practicing Muslim or any religion for that matter and Lue Amie danced a most awkward jitter with two of her now four grandchildren (none of them by CHARLES who wants not a child Ever unless SAK's insists they find a surrogate & SAK's sperm is used and not his own but Charles would have to select the mother for proper breeding to be artificially inseminated), LA aka Amie aka Lue Amie aka Ammie enjoyed herself and the company of her two sons-the firstborn and third-born and there was no mention of the middle son suspected by the firstborn and the third-born of being LA's favourite though none of them care one way or the other whom she prefers.

Later in sauna-like Carolina sweltering heat Amie confessed to Charles by the pool she asked her latest husband #3, Hosea, for a quick divorce. Hosea, the stepfather who was never a real father at all, is the despised father of none of the sons. Upon hearing this news Charles pretended to be totally shocked and hid his smile of contentment as he sipped a White Russian cocktail.

In spite of such tensions & wicked suspenSe, the couple & their grand-daughter, first product of their adopted  foster daughter who has a second baby and yet another in the oven,  they dashed off to a singing Church program in the late afternoon and was conjured into the UnivervSe in drunken words has been temporally suppressed...

MEANwhile at charlesLpearson.net, fans were treated to posts of New York After Dark and New York Collection "Light of Dawn House of Checkers in Central Park."
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