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It has been brought to the attention of the charleslpearson.net (aka clpnet) that our owner and publisher Charles Pearson was sexually abused when he was 6, 7, 8 but also at the age of 9 years old.
CWhat we've learned Mr. Pearson was abused repeatedly every Sunday after church service by his babysitters (two teenage delinquents) who befriended his family for this very purpose.
INTERRUPT. B r e a k i n g N e w s. We have Mr. Pearson in one of our live chat rooms.
"What was that sir?....Could you please repeat that sir? W-hat...I'm quoting Mr. Pearson here...Yeah Yeah...Yes...Mr. Pearson says I never thought I would be trending. But now I'm right in my element. Charles Pearson. Scandal Sheet! Local Enquirer! Daily Mirror! I'm loving every minute of it..."